Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Quick Product Ideas

'Stay away' voodoo doll - Stick the pins into the doll to make your ex under your power without his knowledge...
  • Stay away from me
  • I hope you get sick
  • You know you can't get better
  • Stop being such a bastard
  • I hope you go bald
  • You still love me
  • Hope you have bad sex
  • I want you to hurt like you hurt me
  • Stop spreading rumors about me
  • Stop calling me
  • Stay out of my life
  • You know what you have lost
The commands will be printed onto the doll in different areas.

I could possibly have a transparent acetate pocket on the head where you can slide an image of the said person in, to make it more personal. 

The whole range is to be aimed at women and so the voodoo doll would be a male character. 

The voodoo doll could be used on people such as an ex-lover or just some body who you wish to remove from your life. This product is all down to personal belief and superstition, but is a light hearted idea that can be used in stressful situation to ease personal pain.

Hate Hearts a cousin of the well known sweet 'Love Hearts'.

This idea could be printed onto sweets, perforated card, magnets, t-shirts, stickers.

I like the design style of the existing Love Hearts sweets, it looks quite retro, playful and simple.

Hairy Clothing. What better way to turn a man off than having hairy legs and armpits?

Clothing range can include leggings, knickers, t-shirts.

Hair design will be printed onto the clothing in an either very illustrative or very realistic style.

Clothing colour could either be a skin colour or a white for a more playful effect.

Bridget Jones Style Knickers - for those 'I don't care' days.

Chat up line come backs.

A book of handy chat up line come backs. Purse sizes so you can carry them on the go and whip them out when the right occasion arises

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together
Response: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Response: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell???

Where have you been all my life?
Response: Hiding from the hell did you find me?

I would die for you...
Response: Prove it!

I'm all you've got good lookin'
Response: then I must be struggling

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

So what do you do for a living?
Response: Female impersonator

Is this seat empty?
Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

So, wanna go back to my place?
Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Response: It's in the phone book
But I don't know your name.
Response: That's in the phone book too

Lipstick mark on mug to make sure men keep their hands off your drink. Could possibly make clear stickers with lipstick marks on so they can be stuck on glasses as and when you use them.

Carried on from the packaging brief 101 damn good reasons to stay single. I quite like the idea that I did for this project an it got good feedback.

Liberating songs for women.

There must be so many songs out there sung by women, against men and relationships. When men bring us women down we can switch on some music to lighten the mood.

The songs could simply be named with the title and singer or could be arranged my mood and situations:

  • Break up
  • Feel sorry for yourself day
  • Girl power
  • F**k the world
  • Single and ready to mingle
  • Not a care in the world.
  • Living for now

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